Sue me I'm a bitch

I seriously still don't know how we ended up at Weikin's house watching "Boat Trip". But there was a neat part in the show that I don't think anyone paid much attention to. One of the gay guys said that his father refused to talk to him for 20 years because of his sexual preference. But when the dad was dying he told him,"Hector,I have wasted so much time. I am sorry. You are still my son."

Got me thinking a bit. Sometimes don't we waste a lot of time hating people? Or getting angry with others or even ourselves? Think we should just forgive and forget more often. I mean who doesn't want to have good relationships with everyone? Getting angry or hating someone actually requires EFFORT. Sorry, but I'm too lazy to put in any sort of that kind of effort.

Somehow I always manage to piss people off. Like when I turn up LATE every other time. *Ahem* Or everytime. When I start talking rubbish and behave like an idiot or a prick. The way my hp's on perm-silent-no-vibration-mode so that I will almost never pick up your call(But I think I've developed a 6th sense for hp signal waves so I'll still manage to pick up some calls once in a while.)

Behaving GAYish(guess who's gonna take over GL HF now that Seah's promoted? Muahahaha!) Missing the ball so often it's kind of a miracle I'm still keeps(Probably something to do with the fact that we don't have any other keeps aka We Have No Choice You Bloody Fool!)

Yeah, guess I'm a bitch. But if you're reading this, there's a 99% chance you're my friend(Unless you're blinkymummy, in which case, I wanna be your friend! You've just read so many bad things about me, surely it can't get any worse when you get to know me right?)

Well friends, I promise I'll try to improve myself and change my oh-so-dreadful-horrid-horrid(almost forgot about the irritating fake accent!) habits. But in return, you guys also must promise to try to accomodate me best as you can and don't get pissed off with me so often ok?

I'll continue to entertain you guys with my short-circuit-brain-freeze incidents as a reward! But I think that the bye-bye incident is not that funny. Seriously. Okay, here's Kerk's account of what happened. You be the judge.

We were leaving in two cars after a night at Hooters. At the traffic light, both cars stopped. I was looking at the other car when King made the right turn and I just blurted "Bye Bye." First thing, the window was NOT wind down. Second thing, the cars were not that near and obviously no one can hear what I said 'cept the dudes in the car I'm in. And I didn't even wave at them. I just said "Bye Bye" in a normal talking tone so Foong at the back seat thought that I was talking on the phone. When the truth came out, King and Foong laughed all the way to the expressway. And now everybody knows and they say bye bye to me when we take seperate cars.

So was it really that funny? No what. I was just thinking about our friendship when we made the right turn and that I was leaving them. So my mouth uttered the words people use to bid each other farewell. Okay, so it was a bit idiotic. But not funny right? Judges please tag or comment. Tag better. Comments like nobody comment so I lazy to click also. (But blinkymummy given special permission to comment. But longer than your prev "Haha!" ok!)

Okay, Aozhi just jio-ed us for Lords of Dogtown. Hope it's a good movie! Oh yeah, Daphne now got something to read liao right? This entry long enough for you? Hah!

Another Sunday Night

Watched Pool vs Man Utd and it ended in a 0-0. But the Hooters lamb chop not bad. Can try it if u guys are there. Too bad one of the side dishes is a choice of tomato or carrot of which I liked NEITHER.

After that me,Yuda,Foong and John were walking around to find another place to drink. We chanced upon this pub called Q's Room and Foong managed to get the offer of $20/jug of beer. So we went in, but the first thought that went through my mind was "SHIT!"

'Cause there were only 3 ladies in the pub and 1 of them was obviously butch(albeit a yandao one). So I thought we'd walked into a lesbian bar or something. But the service was nice, and 'cause the 4 of us were the only customers so the mood was relaxed and laid back.

Best part of it is free pool + free Karaoke(though I only sang one song with Foong.And that was for a forfeit.) But quite nice place to just kick back and drink. Best part is the frosted mug is really damn frosted. Got ice hanging off it somemore! Reminded me of the ACS canteen's Frosted Bottled drinks with a big part of it frozen in the middle.

We left after drinking 7 Jugs. But I've got the receipt which is a bit funny. 7 Jugs x $20 = $140. Then in the receipt still got service charge and CESS, but in the final total never include. So we only paid $140. Cool!! Probably 'cause we're the only customers and the staff was v. relaxed since they were singing karaoke and even jioing Foong to play pool.

Nice sort of quiet corner place that we can go next time we just want to drink. Good alternative to Europa!! But don't have the Europa Buffalo Wings n Black Pepper Fries!! It's a pure Drinking place.

Reached back home and ended up on MSN talking lots with Huiyi and Daphne. Daphne's still talking to me now so you can imagine her eyebags tomorrow when she wakes up. Oh yeah, talking to her reminded me of a movie I really liked by Robin Williams.

"Jack". I watched this show many many years ago. Think my sis brought me to watch it when I was primary six. It's about this boy who ages 4 times his actual age. So when he's 10, his body's actually like a 40-year-old. So when he's 20, he'll probably die of old age. One of the parts that got me tearing was when his teacher asks the class what they want to be when they grow up and Jack simply says "Alive."

Another nice part was when Jack's tutor describes him this way: "You're a shooting star amongst ordinary stars... A shooting star passes quickly, but, while it's here, it's the most beautiful thing you'll ever want to see."

But the part that got me crying like the 12-year-old I was is when Jack makes his Valedictorian(highest ranking graduating high school student, who gives the class’s farewell address at the graduation ceremonies) speech when it's obvious he's old like a grandfather and not exactly in the best of health.

"I'm cool...my speech. I don't have very much time these days, so I'll make it quick -- like my life. You know, as we come to the end of this phase of our life, we find ourselves trying to remember the good times and trying to forget the bad times. And we find ourselves thinking about the future. We start to worry, thinking, "What am I gonna do? Where am I gonna be in ten years?

But I say to you, "Hey, look at me." Please, don't worry so much, 'cause in the end none of us have very long on this earth. Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky, when the stars are strung across the velvety night, and when a shooting star streaks through the blackness turning night into day -- make a wish think of me. And make your life spectacular. I know I did.

I made it, Mom. I'm a grown-up.

Thank you."

Okay...I just teared again. I think his speech applies to all of us at this stage of our lives. So hope you guys understand what Jack was trying to put across. I'll try to pick up the DVD next time we go JB!!

Beer and Beer?

If you guys haven't realised, I love to blog when I've got some alcohol in my bloodstream. Alcohol makes retards of us sometimes, but not for me. Alcohol just brings my deepest thoughts to the surface. That's why you won't see me stumbling over the steps or fumbling for the keys when I've had a couple of drinks. It's called determination-not-to-get-pissed-drunk.

I spent the night at Mik's birthday celebration talking rubbish to Yogi,Kailing,Yuehong,aZ,Steph and others. I just love to talk even when what I'm saying isn't exactly interesting,funny or relevant to anything. I love to talk about the wonderful(weird ass) things that go through my mind.

Met so so many people whom I haven't seen in years!! People like Yanni,Wawa,Luther and Immanuel. Really pleased to meet so many old friends. Well, Happy Birthday Mikeller!!

Went off to NUS Sports and Recreation Centre for a drink! Yup, You read that right. We bought drinks at the 7-11 at Fong Seng before proceeding to NUS to chill. So we met Huiyi's friends as well. The ever-so-entertaining Sharon who has so much to say. Me kinda woman.(No...not really.) The skinny Tiffany whom Huiyi say is quite hot.(I think she's v. pretty too, but v.v.v.v.v. skinny! Who am I to comment...I'm not exactly of acceptable weight either. But she's got really nice hair though.)

It was fun just drinking and talking and listening. Hah, but the shocking part was when Sharon laughed when Huiyi introduced us. Apparently EVERYONE has seen me NKF video. Damn.

It's time we limit the distribution of the NKF vid. I don't really want people to "Hey! I saw you in that really funny vid! Haha..I had a good laugh man!" Not exactly the way I'd want to be known. Especially to potential Mrs !CookieMonster(s). Let's make an even funnier vid!!

Yeah, we had a great time. So let's do this again ok? Drinking,laughing,talking,teasing,smiling and not Brooding,sulking,tearing,shouting,frowning.

Once in a while,once in a while
I walk upon a many mile
To see the one cast to exile
Her name forever in denial

(That's the first stanza of a ?poem that I made up in the ten mins that I was typing this entry. Uh, I'll probably think up the rest of it Tomorrow. Isn't it wonderful how the human brain works?)

Creepy

As Daphne said, I'm like 12 days late! My 21st was pretty fun. Dinner with the PJ clique and then Europa with IS. Huiyi was sweet enough to come down after her ball and managed to wish me before the stroke of midnight. And she brought along eye candy too. Ha!

Then of course we had the BBQ at Weikin's. Lotsa lotsa beer. The lads got me a Thierry Henry Arsenal Jersey. We definitely had a wild time. Should do this sort of get-together like once a month as Weikin said.

Anyway...I was watching this Jap movie on channel 8 late last night, "Tales of the Unusual". Quite an interesting movie though the first story was SCARY!! I forced myself to watch it and when the really horrible parts came, I switched to other channels and tried thinking positive thoughts.(I heard from someone that if you're really scared, you should think horny thoughts. Works especially if you're a guy. Don't ask me why. Uh....I think that someone is me though. Haha!)

I'll go into detail about the 1st story 'cause I really like it and I don't know what else can keep you fellas entertained while waiting for the next entry. It starts off with this plane crashing into a snowy mountain. There's 5 survivors, 3 guys and 2 girls(the girls are apparently the best of friends.) 1 of the girls has a broken ankle so she can't walk. So the rest take turn to carry her until all of them cannot take it 'cause they're like in the middle of the snowstorm and they got to carry food and clothes too.

So the doctor suggests digging a hole and leaving her in it to protect her body from the blizzard till they come back. Everyone reluctantly agrees. A surprisingly short distance away, they find a shelter. The uninjured girl rushes back with one of the guys to try to free her friend. Because it's too dark to see anything, the guy accidentally kills the injured girl when he plunges the shovel too deep.

So now there's only 4 of them left. The doctor tells of a story. "2 friends were caught out in a storm.1 of them got injured. Everyday the uninjured person would go out to pretend to look for help when actually he was secretly eating food. The injured guy died subsequently because of his wounds and lack of food. So he was buried somewhere near the shelter. The freaky thing is when the lone guy wakes up every morning he finds the corpse of his friend beside him. And so he buries him everyday but the same thing keeps happening."

Obviously the girl freaks out and tells the guy to stop saying such horrible things. They then decide to take turns to sleep.3 people sleep while 1 person stays awake. Every 5 minutes they would wake up the next guy in line and go to zzz themselves. At the end of every 3 hours,everyone must wake up. This is where all the damn freaky parts come in.

The shelter is damn freaking dark so you can't really see much. They start seeing things but they convince themselves that it's because they're cold n hungry. It seemed to me to be the ghost of the dead girl.

So they keep on zzz n waking, all the while seeing scary stuff. At the end of the 3 hours,they discover one of the guys is dead. And according to the doctor, he's been dead for at least an hour. So who the hell's been waking up the guy after him all the time?

Another 3 hours later, they wake up and discover the doctor's dead for some time. So who's been waking up the guy after the doctor????? The 2 remaining people decide to stay awake n sleep at the same time while videocamming themselves to see what happens. The videocam part is damn freaky cuz it's like got infra-red so you can see everything clearly. On the video cam,a girl starts walking towards the guy. I was like WTF!!!

Next thing you know the girl gets woken up by rescuers. She's in the middle of the snowy mountain and not in a cave. All around her are the guys who are all dead. The really freaky thing is that they are at the location where the injured girl died with only her head sticking out and a shovel buried deep down. They are arranged in a circle with the dead girl being part of the circle.
I almost pissed in my pants!!

Here comes the climax of the story. Apparently after the 1st guy died, the Doctor continued his little story. "So the guy to find out how the corpse kept ending up beside him, decided to videocam himself. When he woke up the next morning(with the corpse beside him) he watched the video cam and discovered that he himself was the one who dug the corpse and carried it into the shelter to sleep beside him." The End.

Understand the story? It was the uninjured girl who killed all of the guys when she slept!! She was maybe sleepwalking or something. It was the guilt from leaving her friend behind buried that caused her to kill the rest while unconscious. And she's the one who carried all of them out to 'sleep' with her dead friend. At least that's how I interpret the ending. So it's not really a ghost story. But it is freaky!!!

And I'm writing all this while home alone. With a storm raging outside. So I've decided to on most of the lights in my house. If you don't already know, I'm Achluophobic. That is, I fear the dark. Especially when I'm alone. Makes me sound like a wuss but what do I care? My brain likes to play tricks on me when it's dark. Like my boogeyman's waiting behind this curtain or that door. So I'll stay in a bright room with my tv on and having a cookie or a choc while distracting meself with thoughts of Ooo-la-la babes. So don't keep me in the dark next time ok? (Pardon the pun! *laughs to ownself*)